I received a call from a guy who has a habit of making me cuckold, asking me to fuck his girlfriend. – It seems that just imagining her having sex with another man increases her sexual desire and makes her more excited to have sex with her. – So… after much deliberation, the assassin he sent in was a handsome uncle who was a muscular gentleman who boasted of a big penis. – Oh no…it’s unbelievable…it feels so good…the whites of my eyes are peeling! – Then Uncle Ike came back and said, “Oh, she’s already my girl…She’s better than my boyfriend, so I’ve been getting calls saying she wants to be my shite again lol.”