A slender body in a land uniform, bloomers that bite into a trained butt, a gesture to snap with fingers, a trained abdominal muscle and an unprotected navel, a bulging calf … all my things. Sweaty uniforms are great. It’s a treasure. It was worth sneaking into the changing room and stealing it. That was enough, but it’s not cool because you find a voyeur camera. I’ll make all of you mine.