My air conditioner is broken so I want you to take a look at it. It’s not a lie, and it’s not for some shady reason… it’s the truth. Recently I’ve been interested in a junior at work, but since I’m much older than him, it’s hard for me to ask him out. But if he says he wants me to fix the broken air conditioner, I can invite him over to my house. What will I do if I get him to come to my house? I’m not thinking of anything shady like that. But I need to make sure I take a good shower…because it’s hot…